Steampunks Guns

Steampunks Guns

Colonel J Fizziwig is a troubled man. The mayor of the town has ordered the colonel to get rid off the dirty rotten scoundrels causing mayhem on the streets. It is impossible for the average citizen to walk the city streets after sunset. But worry not for the steampunk guns are here to the rescue.

Robbery and murder have become the daily diet of this gothic town. The mayor’s own daughter had a nasty encounter two moons ago. Something had to be done and the mayor could think of no one else but his trusted superintendent of police, Colonel Fizziwig. The orders to the chief of police were plain and simple – clean the streets no matter what.

Colonel Fizziwig sits in his study on a cold, moonless night racking his overworked brain for a solution. Dressed in black overalls, a shiny black pipe juts out of the colonel’s mouth. The colonel rocks his wooden chair back and forth…back and forth…when he suddenly stops. He has a brainwave.

Immediately gathering sheets of plain paper, the colonel begins to sketch out the solution: three heavy-duty guns that will make any thug wet his pant and call out for mommy.

The colonel, mayor, and the gothic town are all imaginary, but the three heavy-duty guns are very much real. The three guns are finely crafted pieces of Steampunk Weapons.

The first of the three kickass guns is called ‘Big Daddy’: A thick black piece, capable of firing six simultaneous rounds that would completely destroy anything in your path. The mere sight of its XXL-sized cylinder will drive fear into your enemy.

The ‘Liberator’ has a brown wooden grip topped by a solid, monster sized, quadruple nozzle built for one singular purpose: shoot before you speak. Compared to the black monotone of Big Daddy, the Liberator has a more colorful aesthetic to it. The brown grip blends into the grey metallic body of the gun with gold colored brass valves.

‘Combobulator’ is the third and the most exotic of the three Steampunk guns. The grip of this fantasy gun is covered in black leather and resembles the handle of a hunting knife. If the enemy gets too close for comfort, you could probably throw the gun and thwart the advances of the enemy. The Combobulator is the most streamlined among the three guns and has a red color motif.

The three blasters, apart from being must have toys, are also fun props to take to a costume ball. I bet no one would dare mess with you. These are available in the range of $39.99 to $59.99, in case you wish to buy them.